I regret to say—not really—that my bad temper has not improved with the passing years. But what else can you expect from me? My life is a disaster, and so is university; can anything else get worse? Of course, there's the trip I'm taking against my will to find my lost relatives. A terrible, endless, and horrible journey with the worst company on the face of the earth: The Unspeakable and Satan's Right Hand. Oh, and I forgot one tiny, irritating detail: Derek's new conquest, my cousin Adela, is also joining us. This trip will definitely be chaos!
